whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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