That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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