dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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