Sry I called you an 8
I've blown a few things in my day
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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