Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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