I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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