i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Church boner. Awkwardddd
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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