There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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