I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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