You really coming over, don't trick.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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