therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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