oh god the rape fog is back!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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