I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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