thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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