i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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