How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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