Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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