drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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