We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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