absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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