Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You were trust falling into bushes
Randomize
