Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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