Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Barsexuality is the new black.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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