Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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