Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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