Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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