this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
