Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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