if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize