dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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