I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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