I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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