I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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