It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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