Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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