Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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