Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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