took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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