You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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