it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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