ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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