found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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