i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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