i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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