That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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