I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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