Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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