what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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