if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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