She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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