You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
