Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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