Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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