We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
cat food counts as protein by the way
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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