1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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