its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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