two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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